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Honest Chatroom Acronyms - By, Bryan Cook

redcloud:

cassket:

AFKM — Away from Keyboard, Masturbating.
BRBM — Be Right Back. Masturbating.
LOLM — Laughing Out Loud, Masturbating.
ROFFM — Rolling On Floor, Furiously Masturbating.
JK/M — Just Kidding/Masturbating.
WTFM — What the Fuck? Masturbate.
MTYL — Masturbate to You Later.
CTC — Can’t Talk. Crying.

NB;CM

TL;DR;M

(Source: mcsweeneys.net)